Berlin based photographer Suzana Holtgrave already knows that Germans are more avante garde in their sexual thinking than Americans. The marvelous-looking Leslie Löwenherz is probably having a real hoot encouraging us to get out of our comfort zones after reading 82 Ridiculous (Real) Laws That Could Screw Up Your Love Life. Holtgraves steamy images in ‘Boy Cat Girl’ were published by the KALTBLUT team. Suzana Holtgrave also styles the shoot, while also providing hair and makeup.

I share some of my favorite laws on America’s books in the country’s never-ending attempt to monitor American bedrooms and public spaces. FOXSexpert Yvonne K. Fulbright validates most of them, while adding a few of her own.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (ARIZONA)

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. (COLORADO and Hartford, Connecticut)

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (FLORIDA)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (FLORIDA)

All sex toys are banned. (GEORGIA)

Incestuous marriages are legal. (ALABAMA)

Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. (IOWA)

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (IOWA)